Are you dating a serial killer?

Are you dating a serial killer?

Dating is hard enough in this city. But the last thing you want is to finally find the perfect one only to find out he’s got some pretty gruesome extra-curriculars.

 

The Quiet One 

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We all love a mysterious quiet type every now and then.  Something about the unknown is alluring and intriguing.  He’s a hockey fan, you assume, as he seems to LOVE his old school hockey mask.  It’s a little strange but maybe it’s the new thing hipsters are doing these days.  He gets pretty sensitive when you ask about his mother, but once you learned she had passed away you quit asking about her.  He loves to go on camping trips. He hasn’t invited you but that’s fine with you. You’re not much of a camper anyway.

 

The Clingy One 

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A man that remembers those little details you told him about yourself on that first romantic date he took you out on is always a plus.  You wanted to hang out together on Halloween this year but he already plans. He could’ve at least invited you, though.  I mean, given the fact he likes to watch you as you sleep, or even monitor your house outside your bedroom window, you’d think he’d want to spend the night in together.

 

The Big Kid 

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He’s funny. He makes you laugh until your sides are aching and your cheeks hurt so much! Yea sure, he doesn’t have the mostmaturewardrobe but you still don’t know what he does for a living. Maybe he works from home. Or maybe he’s a manny.  That would explain the overalls and striped shirt. He wants to make the kids feel comfortable around him! Now to get around to asking about that face scar without making him feel insecure.

 

The Dreamer 

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With everyone on the New Age tip, who wouldn’t like someone so interested in your dreams.  He’s always so intense when you start talking about them. Strangely enough, he’s equally intense when you tell him your scary ones. And whenever you mention that he’s been in a few of them he seems to always finish your sentence when explaining them. 

 

The Foodie

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He always invites you over for dinner and cooks fancy 3 course meals on the regular.  I mean, you wouldn’t mind being taken out once and a while.  He always has fresh meats prepared and every time you’ve asked for a recipe he just smirks and changes the topic.  He is very gentlemanly and he’s got that old soul vibe.  He’s gone to med school, but prefers to spend his time helping law enforcement. I guess that’s pretty philanthropic, right?

 

 

 

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